A legend among his peers, who’s brought something special to every team he’s joined...
Robert Pires, the player who won countless matches listening to revered coach Arsene Wenger, having to take direction from some advertising guy in a baseball cap. Games gone.

And then that’s me, standing next to him.

Full-time senior copywriter. Part-time voiceover artist. Filmmaker whenever I have filmmaking money. But sadly, not the Arsenal legend Robert Pires.

For one, I prefer Liverpool. And then two, I’m nowhere near as naturally talented. But I love coming up with good ideas, and bringing them to life.

It’s how I created work that helped disabled people feel less super and more human during the Paralympics; made the football international break less dry for Arsenal supporters; and transformed a company’s DEI announcement into an award-winning horror film, where complicit silence was the monster.

THE MOMENTS THAT FELT LIKE AN AWARD

  • Holding an honest session with a class of Southwark secondary students from disadvantaged backgrounds about getting into the creative industry.

  • Founding Feedback Fridays during lockdown, a book crit matchmaker that paired grads and newcomers with the creatives I worked with at the time.

  • Overhearing a Mum explaining to her young son why braille was important, as they walked by our accessible OOH ad for Bupa x ParalympicsGB.

THE FILM FESTIVAL AWARDS

  • Santa Barbara Shorts Festival Winner - Best Narrative

  • War of Films - Best Short Film and Best Soundtrack

  • New York Lift Off Film Festival Selection

  • Paris Lift Off Film Festival Selection

  • Berlin Shorts Festival AugustIssue Semi-Finalist

  • San Francisco Arthouse Short Festival Semi-Finalist

  • Austin Arthouse Short Festival Semi-Finalist

Pitch wins: Arsenal x2 / Bupa / Mercedes-Benz / Allen & Overy / Veolia / Expedia / Novo Nordisk / iZettle

Where I’ve been: A postal depot warehouse / a window & glazing business / a cold call centre / several bars / a nightclub / a factory

a startup (Dapster, intern, 2016-2017)

and a branding agency (Pink Squid, intern>junior>mid, 2018-2022)

Where I am now: Momentum Worldwide (mid>senior, Arsenal account creative lead, 2022-present)


Bell me: simeonxjarrett@gmail.com